Showing posts with label banana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label banana. Show all posts

Thursday, February 4, 2016

The Banana Theory

Before you read this post, you must eat a banana. Do NOT PROCEED UNLESS YOU HAVE A BANANA IN HAND.

I have a friend who thinks a banana can solve all your problems.

"I'm feeling sick"

"you know what will do? A banana."

"I don't feel like eating."

"You should try a banana."

"I feel dizzy"

"You know, a banana actually helps with your equilibrium."

"He just broke up with me."

"You should try a banana."

I have declined all these offers unfortunately which means that I am still sick, can't eat and feel dizzy. And honestly because I am more of a strawberry girl. But I am more amazed about his commitment to the banana and its healing efficacy. I'm sure if I told him I was about to die, he would suggest eating a banana to make sure termites and maggots stay away from my appetizing body.

My banana theory friend also thinks orange juice solves a lot of problems. After which  I opened the window to my kitchen dorm and revealed the imaginary banana and orange farm I have been growing.

You should know by now that I am not a health fanatic. But, I have recently been juicing: kale, apples, ginger, avocado, spinach and mango juice. It has left me in a very vulnerable stage because I feel I am drinking something healthy but my palette responds otherwise.

On a good day, I will eat a banana, with some peanuts.

But if you do want to try eating a banana, here are some of the benefits:
(Disclaimer: Even the peels are EDIBLE!)
* overcoming DEPRESSION
* sustains blood sugar
* fights muscle cramps
*high levels of vitamin B-6 which does a lot of awesome things like fighting agains type 2 diabetes, reducing swelling, aiding in weight loss.
* prevents kidney cancer
* relieves itching from bug bites (inside of banana peel)
* makes you more alert, especially with learning.

And I can go on!

I am probably going to start a banana business with this friend so we can make money and feed some health into the world. Maybe a banana drive through, who knows, don't steal my idea though!

image from fanlala.com

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